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Introducing the Gelbana Delivery Service!

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You'd better say hello to @Gelbana Delivery Bot! This new addition to our growing Vietnamese Deluooder botnet family may quickly become either your new greatest ally or one of your fiercest adversaries in the Deluoodiverse!

For a mere 50 Upas, I will subscribe your chosen friend or foe to the highest tier of the Deluoode Gelbana Delivery Service where the lucky lad or lass will receive somewhere in the environs of 10,000 gelbanas per day assuming a strong connection and low rate limiting.

Say goodbye to having an organized inventory filled with your favorite waifus once someone chooses you to be placed on the roster! It may seem to be just a minor inconvenience at first, but in due time I assure you, this will come to drive even the most cool and collected Deluooders to their breaking points.

And when inevitably the unfortunate come seeking relief from this madness, it will cost 50 Upas to cancel your subscription to the Deluoode Gelbana Delivery Service. All payments must be made via the allow transfers panel unless discussed otherwise. Gelbana inventory cleanup kits may hit the market at a later point in time.

I wasn't joking around when I said this:
TheEvilShadoo wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2026 1:40 am
Whoever kills my beloved Nanami WILL be facing consequences. Do so at your own risk... :FoundYou:
@Maypews, you're on thin ice, pal. Since I'm feeling like TheNiceShadoo on this fine morning, and I appreciate you hosting the OO streams, I'll let you off the hook just this once. You'd better hope and pray that the others will be as kind as I am. Instead, our first victim subscriber will be @SERN.

Good night, Deluoode. May the chaos begin when I awake tomorrow (i.e. later today). :Danger:

P.S. @Maypews, LMK if this puts too much strain on the server. I believe I allowed timeouts long enough such that this shouldn't be a problem, but IDK what variety of Dutch potato this site's running on...
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can i buy immunity?
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Dweeeb wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 6:39 am
can i buy immunity?
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TheEvilShadoo wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 3:02 am
You'd better say hello to @Gelbana Delivery Bot! (How to mention with spaces?) This new addition to our growing Vietnamese Deluooder botnet family may quickly become either your new greatest ally or one of your fiercest adversaries in the Deluoodiverse!

For a mere 50 Upas, I will subscribe your chosen friend or foe to the highest tier of the Deluoode Gelbana Delivery Service where the lucky lad or lass will receive somewhere in the environs of 20,000 gelbanas per day assuming a strong connection and low rate limiting.

Say goodbye to having an organized inventory filled with your favorite waifus once someone chooses you to be placed on the roster! It may seem to be just a minor inconvenience at first, but in due time I assure you, this will come to drive even the most cool and collected Deluooders to their breaking points.

And when inevitably the unfortunate come seeking relief from this madness, it will cost 50 Upas to cancel your subscription to the Deluoode Gelbana Delivery Service. All payments must be made via the allow transfers panel unless discussed otherwise. Gelbana inventory cleanup kits may hit the market at a later point in time.

I wasn't joking around when I said this:
TheEvilShadoo wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2026 1:40 am
Whoever kills my beloved Nanami WILL be facing consequences. Do so at your own risk... :FoundYou:
@May, you're on thin ice, pal. Since I'm feeling like TheNiceShadoo on this fine morning, and I appreciate you hosting the OO streams, I'll let you off the hook just this once. You'd better hope and pray that the others will be as kind as I am. Instead, our first victim subscriber will be @SERN.

Good night, Deluoode. May the chaos begin when I awake tomorrow (i.e. later today). :Danger:

P.S. @May, LMK if this puts too much strain on the server. I believe I allowed timeouts long enough such that this shouldn't be a problem, but IDK what variety of Dutch potato this site's running on...
To do quotes just type @(the first few letters of their username) and wait for it to pop up. Spaces shouldn't matter. Also you claim to be doing this for Nanami yet she's not even in your waifu inventory... :nanaREEE:

I smell an ulterior motive, @Gelbana Delivery Bot.
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Re: Introducing the Gelbana Delivery Service!

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Maypews wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 12:27 pm
TheEvilShadoo wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 3:02 am
You'd better say hello to @Gelbana Delivery Bot! (How to mention with spaces?) This new addition to our growing Vietnamese Deluooder botnet family may quickly become either your new greatest ally or one of your fiercest adversaries in the Deluoodiverse!

For a mere 50 Upas, I will subscribe your chosen friend or foe to the highest tier of the Deluoode Gelbana Delivery Service where the lucky lad or lass will receive somewhere in the environs of 20,000 gelbanas per day assuming a strong connection and low rate limiting.

Say goodbye to having an organized inventory filled with your favorite waifus once someone chooses you to be placed on the roster! It may seem to be just a minor inconvenience at first, but in due time I assure you, this will come to drive even the most cool and collected Deluooders to their breaking points.

And when inevitably the unfortunate come seeking relief from this madness, it will cost 50 Upas to cancel your subscription to the Deluoode Gelbana Delivery Service. All payments must be made via the allow transfers panel unless discussed otherwise. Gelbana inventory cleanup kits may hit the market at a later point in time.

I wasn't joking around when I said this:
TheEvilShadoo wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2026 1:40 am
Whoever kills my beloved Nanami WILL be facing consequences. Do so at your own risk... :FoundYou:
@May, you're on thin ice, pal. Since I'm feeling like TheNiceShadoo on this fine morning, and I appreciate you hosting the OO streams, I'll let you off the hook just this once. You'd better hope and pray that the others will be as kind as I am. Instead, our first victim subscriber will be @SERN.

Good night, Deluoode. May the chaos begin when I awake tomorrow (i.e. later today). :Danger:

P.S. @May, LMK if this puts too much strain on the server. I believe I allowed timeouts long enough such that this shouldn't be a problem, but IDK what variety of Dutch potato this site's running on...
To do quotes just type @(the first few letters of their username) and wait for it to pop up. Spaces shouldn't matter. Also you claim to be doing this for Nanami yet she's not even in your waifu inventory... :nanaREEE:

I smell an ulterior motive, @Gelbana Delivery Bot.
This is how I get discovered as an occasional mobilefag. :Sob:

Also, it matters not whether or not Nanami is in my inventory yet, for she is in my heart. :borgar:
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@TheEvilShadoo literally used the editing exploit to farm upas and STILL did not own Nanami before he was called out. actual fake fan, mods kill this guy
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NonoEnjoyer wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 11:08 pm
@TheEvilShadoo literally used the editing exploit to farm upas and STILL did not own Nanami before he was called out. actual fake fan, mods kill this guy
Actually, I never once used the editing exploit. I just farmed Rainet gift boxes. SMH :Wrongsiders:
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TheEvilShadoo wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 11:30 pm
NonoEnjoyer wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 11:08 pm
@TheEvilShadoo literally used the editing exploit to farm upas and STILL did not own Nanami before he was called out. actual fake fan, mods kill this guy
Actually, I never once used the editing exploit. I just farmed Rainet gift boxes. SMH :Wrongsiders:
notice how he didn't dispute that he was a fake fan? :BakaOnii:
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NonoEnjoyer wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 11:34 pm
TheEvilShadoo wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 11:30 pm
NonoEnjoyer wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2026 11:08 pm
@TheEvilShadoo literally used the editing exploit to farm upas and STILL did not own Nanami before he was called out. actual fake fan, mods kill this guy
Actually, I never once used the editing exploit. I just farmed Rainet gift boxes. SMH :Wrongsiders:
notice how he didn't dispute that he was a fake fan? :BakaOnii:
>Thinks I need to prove myself to him
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he doesn't even showcase her... some fan! a legendary phantom retro PC more important than your precious little sister? for shame!
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