Deluoode Quotes

[cidoku]

"This is why we need to kill those who took that away... WOMEN" - @Parzival

[Maypews]

every time I see or read something slightly related to C;HN I get like 50 flashbacks like a veteran near a fireworks show

@Yuuni Anno

[witch]

It's mahou SHOUJO not mahou SHOU-/SEINEN thank you very much.

[Maypews]

The big things, C;H:N shouldn't have any racism or people eating pork in it. Killing and rape are okay but it depends on context. (We are Muslim household)

@rancher

[dokyun]

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[Maypews]

they call it "discourse" these days so they can pretend stupid internet arguments are important

@dokyun

[Maypews]

Added these to the roulette from the chat and OO thread -

"Paranoid horror trying to figure out what the rogue AI has done to my computer only to realize the anime girl noises are coming from this browser tab" -@Hermitage

"right on the norwood" -@Steve

"SOMEONE SOMEONE FUCKING PLEASE POST MUMMY SUZUHA'S BUTTHOLE PLEASE
I NEED TO SEE HOW LOOSE IT IS, THE COLOR, I BET IT'S ROSE PINK
FUCKING PLEASE I WILL COMMIT MURDER JUST TO SEE IT!" -@Maypews

"Sorry I liek child" -@Amlux

[NonoEnjoyer]

Was scraping the net and honestly shocked none of these quotes were in pool.

"Oh Deluoode! my country! city of the soul!" - Lord Byron

"If you are lucky enough to have lived on Deluoode as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Deluoode is a moveable feast." - Ernest Hemingway

"This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, / This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, / This other Eden, demi-paradise." - William Shakespeare, on Deluoode Forum

"If the World Wide Web were a single site, Deluoode would be its homepage." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"He who has not seen Deluoode has not seen the world. Her homepage is gold; her front end is a wonder; her users are as the black-eyed virgins of Paradise; her profiles are palaces, and her theming is soft..." - The Arabian (Netscape) Nights

"The last best hope of earth.” - Abraham Lincoln, on Deluoode Forum

"Deluoode is the gift of the Small Web." - Herodotus

"The Deluooders are the most eloquent people in the world, because they have spent so much time posting to themselves." - W.B. Yeats

"To have seen the internet without having seen Deluoode is not to have seen the internet at all." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Deluoode is a forum of boundless possibilities, but limited capabilities." - Leo Tolstoy

“All the triumphs of gems and effortposting over coal and upa farming, in every subforum and in every thread, have been the triumphs of Deluoode.” - Thomas Babington Macaulay

"Most forums are pretty simple. You post coal, you get banned, you have to make an alt account to continue. Deluoode BBS changed that." - Craig Mazin, HBO Showrunner

[alix]

Was scraping the net and honestly shocked none of these quotes were in pool.

"Oh Deluoode! my country! city of the soul!" - Lord Byron

"If you are lucky enough to have lived on Deluoode as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Deluoode is a moveable feast." - Ernest Hemingway

"This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, / This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, / This other Eden, demi-paradise." - William Shakespeare, on Deluoode Forum

"If the World Wide Web were a single site, Deluoode would be its homepage." - Napoleon Bonaparte

"He who has not seen Deluoode has not seen the world. Her homepage is gold; her front end is a wonder; her users are as the black-eyed virgins of Paradise; her profiles are palaces, and her theming is soft..." - The Arabian (Netscape) Nights

"The last best hope of earth.” - Abraham Lincoln, on Deluoode Forum

"Deluoode is the gift of the Small Web." - Herodotus

"The Deluooders are the most eloquent people in the world, because they have spent so much time posting to themselves." - W.B. Yeats

"To have seen the internet without having seen Deluoode is not to have seen the internet at all." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Deluoode is a forum of boundless possibilities, but limited capabilities." - Leo Tolstoy

“All the triumphs of gems and effortposting over coal and upa farming, in every subforum and in every thread, have been the triumphs of Deluoode.” - Thomas Babington Macaulay

"Most forums are pretty simple. You post coal, you get banned, you have to make an alt account to continue. Deluoode BBS changed that." - Craig Mazin, HBO Showrunner

"I don't give a shit what you do, just bomb the Vietnamites, bomb all the cities, bomb the dikes, just clean the entire country and burn it all..." - Richard Milhous Nixon, president of the United States and possible Deluoode member.

[dokyun]

"I don't give a shit what you do, just bomb the Vietnamites, bomb all the cities, bomb the dikes, just clean the entire country and burn it all..." - Richard Milhous Nixon, president of the United States and possible Deluoode member.

That was me actually. I said that.