The Organization's schemes

[cidoku]

Did you feel the divergence change recently? Weird things are happening all over and it must be the Organization up to its antics again! Since it's our duty to warn our fellow Lab Members, post things the Committee has done to try to take you down lately. Gather around and share whatever intel you might have.

[dokyun]

The Organization planted a bomb in my Dr. Pepper. Today, after I restocked my weekly supply and cracked the first bottle, it burst open and got all over the fucking floor. Trying to get me killed, no doubt...

[Maypews]

Was trying to go to sleep last night and my neighbor was blasting loud music at like 1 in the morning, only ended up getting like 4 hours of rest and was dead exhausted today. Even those of your locality aren't safe from being coaxed into the Organization's evil schemes...

[cidoku]

The other day my site and all its services went down for almost 10 minutes. The Organization wants to control the free flow of information so much but they failed as the site went back up on its own afterwards. Clearly my anti-committee defenses were working fine, so why do they keep trying?

[Parzival]

Every day for the past 20 years, The Organization has shilled out billions of dollars to keep girls from talking to and having meet-cute moments with me specifically

[Maypews]

I own a Phonewave for home defense, since that's what the Future Gadget Lab intended.
Four Organization agents break into my house. I shouted, "What the devil?"
I grab Moad Snake and the headset, and jump back in the past 1 hour. After going back I stake out the invaders from the roof and then throw the microwave at the invaders once they appear, but miss them entirely because it's too heavy and nails one of Braun's CRTs.
I have to resort to the Cyalume Saber mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with fake blood, "Tally ho lads!" The blood blinds the two men in an instant, their screams setting off the building alarms.
I pick the shrapnel of the Phonewave and charge the terrified agents with it. They bleed out waiting on the SERN dongs to arrive since triangular wounds are impossible to stitch up.
Ah yes,
Just as the Future Gadget Lab intended.

[cidoku]

Ack, they almost got me... I'm looking for a new assistant (Operation Freyja I call it), and I was making great progress with a girl about my age until I overheard her talking to another mad scientist who had recruited her. Damn you, agents, but the Operation will continue for the time being...

[deha28]

You won't believe it, but something similar has been happening to me lately! When I got ready for a hot bath, only cold water came out of the tap. No matter what I did, the water remained cold, so I didn't take a bath. Now I smell worse than Super Hacka!!! I am 100% convinced that this was sabotage by the Organization. Everyone reading this, please stay vigilant! They are doing something behind our backs!

[Parzival]

Comrades! I believe The Organization is up to its temporal manipulation machinations yet again... For you see! I got off work Saturday night, and the next thing I know... It's Monday, and I have to go to work again! Where did my day off go?! This can only be the work of those foolhardy enough to think they can play with time...

[Maypews]

Today I was heating up some leftovers from last night's supper to eat and, with the edges so hot that it burnt my finger a bit from touching them, I assumed they were good to go. Sat down, wrapped up in a blanket, got comfy, put some anime on, and dug in. But then once I reached the middle of the entree I reached a most despairing sensation; the centre of the food was so frigid as to give an Alaskan winter a run for it's money. The Organization must've planted ice cubes in my plate while I wasn't looking, curses!