RISK: Deloousional Edition

[dokyun]

Turn 6. Unfortunately we have our first casuality, @dokyun. You can rejoin as another nation if you want, there are a lot of bonuses just sitting in Western Europe still. Taking the Benelux and then taking Germany's +10 is a pretty strong starting point.
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Can you break down how the fuck you killed me after you rolled a 7 and I rolled a palindrome? With my understanding of the rules, even with your bonus the territory exchange would have been mostly even, with you maybe gaining one. I might be wrong but I'm calling bullshit.

[Maypews]

Turn 6. Unfortunately we have our first casuality, @dokyun. You can rejoin as another nation if you want, there are a lot of bonuses just sitting in Western Europe still. Taking the Benelux and then taking Germany's +10 is a pretty strong starting point.
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Can you break down how the fuck you killed me after you rolled a 7 and I rolled a palindrome? With my understanding of the rules, even with your bonus the territory exchange would have been mostly even, with you maybe gaining one. I might be wrong but I'm calling bullshit.

I got doubles, 5, 1, 1. My total roll came out to 26 with the bonus while yours with the palis + bonus was 16. 1 territory in Pakistan and 9 in Afghanistan, and our rolls have a gap of 10 between them. With that said I feel a bit bad cause if we hadn't decided to allow the dubs regardless of sequential order you wouldve outrolled me on the 4th turn pretty damn hard with your other set of palis and probably taken out some of my bonuses.

I didn't want to attack you to begin with but even me offering that alliance deal I did probably wasn't the best move from my nation's longterm strategic standpoint. This is why OPs didn't traditionally play in the games because there was a perceived conflict of interest since the OP wants to keep a healthy game going. But I didn't want that to influence my decision making because otherwise that'd be collusion.

[dokyun]

if we hadn't decided to allow the dubs regardless of sequential order you wouldve outrolled me on the 4th turn pretty damn hard with your other set of palis and probably taken out some of my bonuses.

Me and my big mouth.

I didn't want to attack you to begin with

Well obviously you did since from your point of view me having the gall to claim a country I already had 2/3 of was enough to justify attacking me, even though I agreed to leave you alone. You played me like a damn fiddle.

Anyway I'll wait till the next game to join in again. I had too much invested to just start over.

[Maypews]

if we hadn't decided to allow the dubs regardless of sequential order you wouldve outrolled me on the 4th turn pretty damn hard with your other set of palis and probably taken out some of my bonuses.

Me and my big mouth.

I didn't want to attack you to begin with

Well obviously you did since from your point of view me having the gall to claim a country I already had 2/3 of was enough to justify attacking me, even though I agreed to leave you alone. You played me like a damn fiddle.

Anyway I'll wait till the next game to join in again. I had too much invested to just start over.

It was the fact that you didn't seem keen on me taking Iran that made me attack moreso than Tajikistan. Iran was pretty much non-negotiable in my eyes for the reasons I brought up in the meme video I did, we'd just be boxed in with no route outwards if we didn't take it.

Tajikistan might've just been a miscommunication, I'd have said yes to a deal where you kept that if you had made a counter-proposal. I thought that you didn't know that the game started with 5 territories and that you specifically wanted to start in the Afghanistani panhandle at the time I wrote the proposal. Consequently I thought maybe you'd be willing to let me have it as a sign of good will since you hadn't filled Tajikistan in despite a few turns passing and you having those territories.

You could play as the Zanzibari government in exile if you wanted but yeah I understand if you want to wait for another game since that's their canonical location. We'll definitely not have the dubs regardless of order rule next game, there's been way too many dubs rolls since we instituted it.

[dokyun]

It was the fact that you didn't seem keen on me taking Iran that made me attack moreso than Tajikistan. Iran was pretty much non-negotiable in my eyes for the reasons I brought up in the meme video I did, we'd just be boxed in with no route outwards if we didn't take it.

You should've let me elaborate. I wouldn't have cared if you went for Iran anyway and I would've expected you to take it in the long game, but taking it early before I had a route to the Gulf would've trapped me in, which is why I wanted you to wait. I had no interest in taking it for myself.

[capstasher]

Turn 6. Unfortunately we have our first casuality, @dokyun. You can rejoin as another nation if you want, there are a lot of bonuses just sitting in Western Europe still. Taking the Benelux and then taking Germany's +10 is a pretty strong starting point.
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DAMN, BRUTAL...

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[dokyun]

Anyway, I've changed my mind; I'll stop being a sore loser and get back in. You can't really kill me anyway. Just don't expect me to be as forbearing as last time.

POV: TIME Magazine

After the devastating loss of Zanzibar Land and their leader, it appears that there's now nothing standing between the Mongols and their growing conquest of all of Asia. The world's now approaching a division, and a confrontation between East and West that's about to boil over without some sort of deterrent. But wait, what's going on in Sri Lanka? Was that even Big Boss or just another one of his body doubles? Who knows at this point. The point is that he's back to make Outer Heaven for the 5th or 6th time and this time he's gonna do it right.

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Name: Outer Heaven
Location: Sri Lanka
Colour: Dark Red

[alix]

S.F.R. of Yugoslavia - Turn 6 (+9)

Another brief rp-less roll, sorry for that. We'll take the rest of Greece and start some incursions in Northeastern Italy. And of course, we're still waiting for @capstasher and the Egyptians' response to our proposals of negotiations on the state of Turkey and Istambul.

[Parzival]

Kaliningrad (thru Lithuania) is the goal. Any spills will go to going up to the Russia-Norway border and the Russia-Kazakhstan border

(+2 bonus from the Baltics I've already captured)

[Maypews]

Second Mongol Empire (+9) - Turn 6
Gonna lazypost this roll, finish off Kazakhstan with spills going to Iran and the Caucasus region.