The Organization's schemes

[cidoku]

Labmems, this is critical. I logged in to my favorite forum, Deluoode, and had the following notification in my inbox:

@Maypews has started following you

Does the Organization now NOTIFY US when they're targeting us?? Are they that sure of their victory over our efforts? Are they that unafraid? @Maypews, are you an agent? Are you with them too??? Say it ain't so!
Please be safe out there, everyone. We live in interesting times.

[Blond]

I was going to buy new parts for my PC, and the prices suddenly got a lot higher. Goddam Organization...

[Maypews]

Labmems, this is critical. I logged in to my favorite forum, Deluoode, and had the following notification in my inbox:

@Maypews has started following you

Does the Organization now NOTIFY US when they're targeting us?? Are they that sure of their victory over our efforts? Are they that unafraid? @Maypews, are you an agent? Are you with them too??? Say it ain't so!
Please be safe out there, everyone. We live in interesting times.

Well.. this site is a subsidiary of Deluoode, the most popular search engine in the world and a Fortune 300 company. Nyeheheh...

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[nyan]

Every time I open an energy drink it spurts up out of the can and covers the palm of my hand... I believe the organization has made it a priority to make my hands sticky! I'm certain they are stocking the shelves of stores I frequent with slightly overfilled energy drinks just to achieve this, but what is their end goal?

[nyan]

The organization's terror campaign against me continues... I have been unable to get a good nights rest for weeks now! It is my belief that they are playing loud noises every time I drift off for even a second, using typical traffic noises as a cover! Do you think this is also a component of their plot to make my hands sticky via energy drink consumption? The organizations games are becoming dangerous... how can I get a step ahead of them?

[deha28]

I’m constantly getting signed out of our brilliant forum. I’d swear the Organisation is trying to cut our only line of communication.

But they’ve slipped up again over one tiny detail! I always keep a scrap of paper with my password in my trouser pockets.

Just in case, do the same. Simply write the password on a piece of paper — or better yet, on several — and stuff them into all your trousers, in case they end up in the wash.

[Maypews]

I’m constantly getting signed out of our brilliant forum. I’d swear the Organisation is trying to cut our only line of communication.

But they’ve slipped up again over one tiny detail! I always keep a scrap of paper with my password in my trouser pockets.

Just in case, do the same. Simply write the password on a piece of paper — or better yet, on several — and stuff them into all your trousers, in case they end up in the wash.

When you go to sign in, there should be a "Remember Me"" checkbox that'll keep you logged in. Are you still getting logged out in spite of checking that? Just wanted to check to make sure everything is working like it should be. I've never had that problem before though, keeps me signed in all the time.

[deha28]

I’m constantly getting signed out of our brilliant forum. I’d swear the Organisation is trying to cut our only line of communication.

But they’ve slipped up again over one tiny detail! I always keep a scrap of paper with my password in my trouser pockets.

Just in case, do the same. Simply write the password on a piece of paper — or better yet, on several — and stuff them into all your trousers, in case they end up in the wash.

When you go to sign in, there should be a "Remember Me"" checkbox that'll keep you logged in. Are you still getting logged out in spite of checking that? Just wanted to check to make sure everything is working like it should be. I've never had that problem before though, keeps me signed in all the time.

Yes, I tick the “Remember Me” checkbox, but it still logs me out. I can’t describe it as anything other than the manifestations of the Organization!!!

[Maypews]

I was setting up an old script today for a little site project but in the setup process I kept getting errors that broke the entire site. Checked the error console and it said that a bunch of functions had been deprecated. Can't believe that the Organization would stoop so low as to travel back in time and pre-emptively break select PHP code fragments that they knew scripts I would want to use in the future depended on..

[Maypews]

Today a fucking fruit fly flew into my nose and ended up getting stuck in my throat. I can feel it crawling around in there even now. This can only mean one thing; the Organisation is sending Dr Gero-type spybots to monitor our activities and plant microchips in our vitals... be careful so that you do not end up chipped like me!

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